

You get out to see the destruction and KER-SPLUTCH! 50 swords fly at your face! Oh dear, you have died, albeit not from dysentry.

You got just out of range before it hits the ground. Imagine your enemy has dropped a nuclear missile on you, and you are one of the few lucky ones. COMBINE THEM, DUMBASS!!! Nuclear missiles shoot debris for miles, but it's all like paper and bricks and crap. Swords Nuclear Missile Filled with Swords 4.50 A knife that shoots knives out of it.4.23 Nuclear Barbecue Sausage on a Stick.4.12 Self-adhesive, Chloroform-filled Plastic Bag.4.4 Quick-deploy Chinese Segway Infantry.3.15 Triple Barreled Fusion Powered Laser Guided Money Activated Sword-Chuck Wielding Ninja Cannon.
3.4 Dual Lightsaber Chainsaw Gunbladechucks.3 Semi-Melee Weapons (Gun-Melee Hybrids).1.43 The Ancient Bone Saber of Zuma-Kalis.1.29 Electric Eel Wrapped Sea Urchin Tipped RPG Sword.1.22 Sword That Shoots an Infinite Regression of Swords.1.21 Sword with a Sword in it with a Sword in it with a Sword in it with a Sword in it with a Sword in it with a Sword in it with a Sword in it with a Sword in it with a Sword in it with a Sword in it with a Sword in it with a Sword in it with a Sword in it with a gun.1.20 Sword with a Sword in it with a Sword in it with a Sword in it with a Sword in it.1.19 Sword with a Sword in it with a Sword in it.1.3 Gigantic uber pwnage sword made of Satan poo.
